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News Desk: Aw Come On, Mayor Mike

City officials pulled the plug on a vibrator giveaway by the Trojan condom company yesterday, disappointing potentially thousands of pleasure-seeking women who hoped to get their hands on some no-cost sex toys. “I’m 57 years old. I should be able to get a vibrator!” declared Linda Postell, who was among hundreds of women (and men!) waiting in the heat on Pearl Street only to be left unsatisfied. “I have a problem with the smoking ban, and the soda ban — and now this!” Trojan sent tingles of excitement across the city when it announced the giveaway of some 10,000 vibrating sex toys from hot-dog-style pushcarts. [New York Post]

WAY TO DISAPPOINT the ladies, and all over a lousy permit.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg and his office have finally jumped the pleasure cart.

It’s sure not the New York City I remember so very fondly.

About Taylor Marsh

Veteran political analyst and author. Former Miss Missouri, Broadway performer, & relationship consultant at the LA Weekly, which began a decade-long romp in the trenches of dating, women and men, mating and sex.

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One Response to News Desk: Aw Come On, Mayor Mike

  1. fangio August 9, 2012 at 11:56 am #

    ” It’s sure not the NYC I remember so fondly. ” No! It’s not. This is what happens when some arrogant, rich prick starts deciding what people can eat, drink and enjoy. The city counci should have been recalled for allowing him to serve a third term.