HANNAH LEARNED her boy toy Adam is a lying sack, as well as an insensitive jerk. As her old boyfriend informs her, there is no HPV test recommended for men, and that’s direct from the CDC, girls.
Marnie gets hit on by cocksure artist Booth “I’m a man and I know how to do things” Jonathan, who claims to be scary because of his manly man-ness, and she gets so turned on she can’t wait to rush into a public bathroom to pleasure herself. This comes after Charlie shows up with a shaved head.
Jessa takes Carry’s “Sex and the City” sheer dress dramatics to new heights, then smokes pot with the dad of the kids she babysits.
Shoshanna tells Hannah that Jessa has HPV, too, and she says “all adventurous women do.” (psst…. They don’t.)
Shoshanna is also getting more comfortable with her shame of being a virgin, because she tells Hannah with a lot less drama. (Last week she admitted it for the first time to Marnie.)
Oh, and if you’ve ever been dumped by a gay boyfriend you’ll relate to Hannah even more.
But getting your bellyfat played with while you’re in bed with a skinny guy? Ugh.