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Polling with Two Days to Go, and a Million Muppet March

via Buzzfeed’s Andrew Kaczynski

IT’S ALL over but the voting, counting and lawyering, meanwhile, the Million Muppet March provides the perfect tableau for the last gasp of poll spinning.

David Axelrod called out Mitt Romney’s efforts in Pennsylvania, saying it shows he’s in “deep trouble.”

But–but–but Breitbart cites another poll that has Pennsylvania tied!

It has got to be exhausting keep the GOTV for Romney alive.

“Dead heat” in Michigan.

NBC/WSJ offers a meaningless national poll.

PPP says Obama up 8 in Minnesota. But conservative outfit AFF says Minnesota is a “toss-up.”

Columbia Dispatch says Ohio is a “toss-up,” too. Rob Portman says his state will prove “decisive.”

Voting remains the most important thing you can do this week. Make sure you have reading and stuff to do, because the lines could be long.

Election Day should be a national holiday. Imagine how fun that would be.

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5 Responses to Polling with Two Days to Go, and a Million Muppet March

  1. fangio November 4, 2012 at 1:53 pm #

    When was the last time a million Americans marched for anything?

  2. secularhumanizinevoluter November 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm #

    I am SO looking forward to the sound of repugnantklan/teabagger/UBERChristians heads exploding the morning after the election.

    • nzanh November 4, 2012 at 10:31 pm #

      For whatever it’s worth the crowds arent showing up for Barack. Romney’s been pulling massive crowds everywhere including the most recent in Ohio. The thrill is gone, Barack. Maybe catch the hint and make that call to Mayflower moving co. first thing in the morning.

  3. Taylor Marsh November 4, 2012 at 2:34 pm #

    Let’s just hope there’s a decision so we’ll actually know who won. (No, I’m not kidding.)

    • TPAZ November 4, 2012 at 11:39 pm #

      In which month would you like that decision; November, December, January? (I’m not kidding either.)

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