IT’S THE 1% of the 1% tonight at a $40,000-a-plate dinner catered personally by Wolfgang Puck.

Get a load of this from TMZ:

We’re told the LAPD is even planning to bring in its special Counter Terrorist Unit — Jack Bauer style.

Los Angeles is a target rich environment for the Secret Service, so what I want to know is who’ll be watching them?

Kidding.