OMG!

Another “strike against freedom”!

“It’s Islamic supremacism on the march”! “Yet again.”

LOLLOLLOLLOL.

I’ve been making fun of Pamela Geller ever since her favorite diplomat, John Bolton, refused an interview, while rhetorically canoodling Ms. Geller. Some of you may remember my superwoman graphic back in 2006, a snarky take off on one Geller had on her site.

Hat tip to Jillian Rayfield of TPM for pointing me to Geller’s hilarious “Happy Halal Thanksgiving” post in American Thinker. An excerpt, minus the torturous analogies to turkey killing:

In a little-known strike against freedom, yet again, we are being forced into consuming meat slaughtered by means of a torturous method: Islamic slaughter.

[…] Others object because of the cruelty to animals that halal slaughter necessitates. Where are the PETA clowns and the ridiculous celebs who pose naked on giant billboards for PETA and “animal rights”? They would rather see people die of cancer or AIDS than see animals used in drug testing, but torturous and painful Islamic slaughter is OK.

Still others refuse to do so on principle: why should we be forced to conform to Islamic norms? It’s Islamic supremacism on the march, yet again.

Non-Muslims in America and Europe don’t deserve to have halal turkey forced upon them in this way, without their knowledge or consent. So this Thanksgiving, fight for your freedom. Find a non-halal, non-Butterball turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving this Thursday. […]

It continues from there, with Geller’s Butterball fatwa a classic, even for her.

Fight for your freedom! Roast a duck.