All that persecution Miss Prejean cried about. She should get an award for her performances.
You just can’t make this stuff up.
Carrie Prejean has a homemade sex tape. Well, of course she does. TMZ has the goods and some great pictures of Prejean. It begins:
Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials — that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork. …
I mean, really, back when I was in the Miss America Pageant, the other pageant, girls knew how to keep their sex lives to themselves or at least secret. The biggest scandal then was a Miss America who, even after being awarded a whopping Gillette contract, it was rumored, showed up for a big parade event exhibiting full arm hair. That is until Vanessa Williams was crowned the first black Miss America, only to have a nude photo scandal that eventually ended with her being stripped of her crown. The Miss America people didn’t mess around.
TMZ is reporting it took all of “15 seconds” for Miss Prejean to turn around and walk out after her demands blew up in her face. The pageant officials must have cherished that moment.
Hey, but you can’t blame a gal for trying, right? Besides, who cares?
Except…. All that God and prayer talk Prejean spewed, pretending she was the reincarnation of Mary come down to be the next world ambassador for the Concerned Women for America. Tears included.
The more someone feigns purity, while getting breast implants and strutting around acting like purity’s manifestation, the more suspicious I am. But how these upright Republican beacons of hypocrisy can use God as a shield is a mastery of theater few can manifest. It really must be in their DNA.