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Bitch Is The New Black


Bitch is the new black – Video
also on the SNL site

No words to describe the brilliance of Tina Fey.

Rough transcript of Fey’s SNL performance, via MyDD diary:


Tina Fey:I want to say something about those calling Hillary a bitch… Yeah, well she is… So am I, so is she (pointing at Weekend Update news host Amy Poehler) Deal with it.

Bitches get things DONE! (Amy says yeah and starts nodding her head in rhythmn and saying more yeahs, uh huhs and a you go girl)

Like back in grammar school, they could have had priests teaching you but no, they had tough old nuns who slept on cots and who can hit ya and you HATE those bitches. But at the end of the school year you sure KNEW the capital of Vermont!

So COME ON Texas and Ohio

Get on board, it’s not too late!…

Bitch is the new Black!

The opening of SNL last night was also a riot. The writers are back with a vengeance. Oh, and by the way, Ms. Fey is correct. Wear it well, ladies.

But I don’t know if anyone is ready for this: John McCain Democrats. Seems hard to believe, but that’s what is starting to show up in emails, as some wonder what’s next if Obama wins the nomination. Ralph Nader questions, too. He’s on “Meet the Press.” It should come with a laugh track.

For the morning political buzz, see Memeorandum. But you just knew someone was going to write this.

What’s in your lunch bucket?

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