No Wonder People Think Saddam Linked to 9/11
10 July 2007 4:09 pm by Taylor Marsh
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Alert the media!
Preempt all programming!
Breaking news!
Women prefer men with muscles.
That’ right. You read it here first, people. This is shocking, shocking news
I tell you. But it’s true. UCLA did a study and the evidence is in. What you’ve
always wondered about, but weren’t quite sure was true. That is unless you’re
the most ignorant person on planet earth, who also happens to never, ever, ever
leave your home, turn on the tv, read a magazine, surf the web or ever talked
trash with one of your girlfriends (or guy friends), or ever been dumped by a girl (or guy) for a stud.
Muscular young men are likely to have more sex partners than their less-chiseled
peers, researchers at the University of California Los Angeles said on Monday.Their study, published in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin,
suggests muscles in men are akin to elaborate tail feathers in male peacocks:
They attract females looking for a virile mate. … ..
When you think about what John Edwards is trying to do with his poverty tour you’ve got to wonder if anyone will care.
There’s Barack Obama who was captured wet and walkin’ in the waves.
Then there’s all that hate Hillary Clinton press the corporate hack pack never
stops spewing, with attacks on her marriage seen as actual news.
But with 41% of the American people still believing that Saddam had something to do with 9/11, it’s no wonder the press keeps feeding us this pabulum, and that’s actually up 4 points since 2004. Cue David Shuster smacking around Fouad Ajami.
But at least we finally no for sure that women like men with muscles. Knowledge it power.
