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Rush Stops by ‘Single Man’s Paradise’



\”Oh, no, I'll listen to anything about sex.
… My friends, I'm a pervert. I like kinky weird sex and I'm going to continue
to like kinky weird sex.\” – Rush
Limbaugh

It's a classic dodge. The
fat man
asks for an international escort. It's a single man's dream when
on an exotic island. There is only one problem. The \”escort\” is almost always underage,
at least by American standards, as well as the standards of common decency. I've studied
and researched
the topic for years, little of which was pleasant.

But that's the thing about sex junkets and dipping your doo-hicky into international…
er, watering holes. All bets are off. The rules don't apply. And word to the wise… Just watch out
for \”Caroline\” or you may come home with more than you bargained for.

But if that's not clear enough for you try this. The Dominican Republic is known for being a sexual Disneyland.


\”There is always a demand for sex,\” said one Dominican prostitute
as she lounged at one of the town's waterfront bars. \”Men will always
pay for it, especially in here … where they can get anything they want at
a discount.\”

Indeed, the Dominican Republic is one of the biggest sex tourism destinations
in the world, thanks in part to Internet sites that extol the country as a
\”single man's paradise.\”

The Web, Where
'Pimps' Roam Free

Of course, for Rush,
the Dominican Republic is a perfect stopping off point. He won't
find any feminazis
down there. The women are as desperate as the women in
Ralph Reed's favorite spot, Myanmar.


\”The radical left, the Big Labor Union Bosses, and Bill Clinton want
to pass a law preventing Chinese from coming to work on the Marianas Islands,\”
the mailer from Reed's firm said. The Chinese workers, it added, \”are
exposed to the teachings of Jesus Christ\” while on the islands, and many
\”are converted to the Christian faith and return to China with Bibles
in hand.\”

A year earlier, the Department of the Interior — which oversees federal
policy toward the U.S. territory — presented a very different picture of
life for Chinese workers on the islands. An Interior report found that Chinese
women were subject to forced abortions and that women and children were subject
to forced prostitution in the local sex-tourism industry. (source)

Having done investigative work in the sex trade for years, the whole notion
of Rush being stopped when
coming from the Dominican Republic is just too delicious not to tie together.
Sure, a grown man should never be caught without his Viagra, but I still don't
get why the private jet Rush was on stopped in the Dominican Republic in the
first place. Could be innocent and another one of those convenient Republican
coincidences. But that's where fat men go, baby. Because child prostitutes can't
say no.

It's the same for many American men and the Philippines. There is a whole contingent
of men out here in the west who travel to the Philippines to have great sex,
pick up a steady girlfriend, who sometimes ends up getting brought back to the
U.S. as his wife. Why? Because these tropical babes tend to be a lot more compliant
and worshipful of the great American male than we modern western women.

Take the Rush poll.

After 3 divorces, it's easy to understand why Rush
might prefer a little docile barely legal babe. However, other rumors
have been flying for years.
I mean, who can forget Rush's obsession
with Gore's package
in a show that had me in tears I was laughing so hard.
Of course, now I know he was drugged out of his mind when he did it, but still.
But those rumors are just
silly
, or is that stogie
in his mouth telling the truth?

Of course, we're just speculating here.

But besides the fact that any other person on probation, having been found
with an illegal prescription at Customs, would be thrown in jail on the spot.
It's obvious that Rush doesn't think the rules apply to him. They haven't so
far. So, honestly, why would he have a problem \”dating\” some young
sex trade talent
in the Dominican Republic? Republicans
have a pattern
, from Tom Delay to Ralph Reed, to Duke to Rush
Limbaugh
. What's the big deal with forced abortions? Kinky Dominican sex?
Because using sex and gender for political reasons doesn't bother these boys.
After all, Duke even traded
our national security for sex
. Never mind all
the Bush
administration
perverts.

Besides, desperate men do it all
the time.


Sex tourism is increasing worldwide, but particularly in Latin American,
especially in Central America. In part, the shift in destinations can be attributed
to the crackdown in Asia by organizations such as the WTO, End Child Prostitution,
Child Pornography and Trafficking of Children for Sexual Purposes (ECPAT),
and the United Nations. Sex tourism—especially that involving exploitation
of children—sought areas where laws are less restrictive and government
surveillance less diligent.

Tricks
of the Trade: Sex Tourism in Latin America

UPDATE III: I was just emailed some links that prove that Rush and his doctor did break the law. I've got calls in to a couple of lawyers for further assessment. The links are here, here and here. And someone who knows a lot more than me about the law just asked a good question: Why is the state prosecutor vouching for Rush's doctors? TalkLeft has more.

DEVELOPING… \”Did Limbaugh’s doctor break the law?\”

UPDATE II: I knew I heard CallingAllWingnuts today on Rush. It was priceless. I laughed so hard our male peacock started squawking. Wolcott delivers.

UPDATE: Rush on his show today: \”We had a great weekend down in the Dominican Republic.\”

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