Terror Guy is Back
17 February 2006 11:01 am by Taylor Marsh
Terror Guy is Back
“My thinking was shaped on
September 11th, let me put it to you that way.” – President Bush,
2.17.05
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| THANK GOD! Terror Guy is back. |
Operation save Dick's butt has now morphed into operation change
the subject. So, where do they go when they're in trouble? Who you gonna call?
Terror Guy!
T.G. is here to protect us from harm, with every single cable channel covering the next adventure of our super hero. Who is not to be confused with our Democratic hero, Jack Bauer.
T.G. wants you to know he also “makes
a lot of decisions.”
But what would Terror Guy be without 9/11, today called “The
Attack.” That's it just “The Attack,” followed up with more images
of 9/11.
However, President Bush did something today he hasn't done in a very long
time. He brought us back to where he was on 9/11. That takes some nerve, considering our mild mannered Georgie was sitting on his derriere reading “My Pet Goat” for 7 minutes or so before he could decide what the hell to do. But according to Terror Guy, that's all down the memory hole.
“I knew we were at war when they attacked
us. Matter of fact, I was down here in Florida. It didn't take long to figure
out what was going on. And I vowed that day that I would not rest so long as
I was president in protecting the people. So a lot of my decision making is
based upon The Attack. And I know we're at war, see. I knew it then and the
enemy unfortunately proved me right because they continue to attack. … ”
- Bush
Terror Guy then described our enemies as “cold blooded killers.”
The campaign is on. They had Friday, just one day, after losing
the entire week to Deadeye Dick, to turn the people's attention back to FEAR
and “The Attack.” It was quick work, with Cheney in Wyoming, Bush
in Florida and General Pace at the Press Club.
It was Karl Rove's full court press on the press and we the people.
They even got Mr.
Whittington kicked out of the hospital in time for the weekend. Deadeye
Dick's case is closed.
But as Digby
offers, what to tell the children?
They're back on track. Terror Guy's up and running again. Next
subject.
