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Bin Laden Mocks Terror Guy

“We know that the majority of your
people want this war to end and opinion polls show the Americans don't want
to fight the Muslims on Muslim land, nor do they want Muslims to fight them
on their (US) land. The new operations of al-Qaida has not happened not because
we could not penetrate the security measures. It is being prepared and you'll
see it in your homeland very soon… But Bush does not want this and claims
that it's better to fight his enemies on their land rather than on American
land. Bush tried to ignore the polls that demanded that he end the war in Iraq.
We are getting increasingly stronger while your situation is getting from bad
to worse,” he told the US, referring to poor US troop morale and the huge
economic losses inflicted by the war. The war in Iraq is raging and the operations
in Afghanistan are increasing. … In response to the substance of the polls
in the US, which indicate that Americans do not want to fight Muslims on Muslim
land, nor do they want Muslims to fight them on their land, we do not mind offering
a long-term truce based on just conditions that we will stick to. We are a nation
that Allah banned from lying and stabbing others in the back, hence both parties
of the truce will enjoy stability and security to rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan,
which were destroyed by war. In response to the substance of the polls in the
US, which indicate that Americans do not want to fight Muslims … we do not
mind offering a long-term truce based on just conditions that we will stick
to… There is no problem in this solution, but it will prevent hundreds of
billions from going to influential people and warlords in America – those who
supported Bush's electoral campaign – and from this, we can understand Bush
and his gang's insistence on continuing the war. … If your desire for peace,
stability and reconciliation was true, here we have given you the answer to
your call. … I would like to tell you that everything is going to our advantage
and the number of your dead is increasing, according to Pentagon figures.”


HE'S BA-AACK

Hey, Mr. President, looks like he's not dead.

“The most important thing is for
us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not
rest until we find him.” – Terror Guy, 9.13.01

You must be pretty sleepy by now. That explains so much, actually.

Hey, Mr. President, and so much for “dead or alive,”
huh?

“I want justice…There's an old
poster out West, as I recall, that said, 'Wanted: Dead or Alive,'” –
Terror Guy, 9.17.01

Hey, Mr. President, I guess you weren't kidding when you said
you didn't know where he was!

“I don't know where bin Laden is.
I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our
priority.” – Terror Guy, 3.13.02

“I am truly not that concerned about him.”
– Terror Guy talking about our arch enemy, 3.13.02

Oh, and Mr. President, don't look now but bin Laden is mocking
you, sir. So, I guess what you said to Ken doll Sean Hannity is the
bottom line.

“Whether or not we can be fully safe is up —
you know, up in the air,” Bush talking to Hannity on Fox's 'Hannity and
Colmes.'” – 10.25.04

But then again, maybe the bottom line is that you never really were paying
attention to him, because the only thing on your radar from the beginning was
some tin horn dictator named Saddam Hussein.

If you want to know why we don't have Osama, baby, that's your reason.

“There was significant difference
in my attitude after September 11. I (George W. Bush) was not on point, but
I knew he (Osama bin Laden) was a menace, and I knew he was a problem. …I
was prepared to look at a plan that would be a thoughtful plan that would bring
him to justice, and would have given the order to do that … but I didn’t
feel that sense of urgency. …” – Bush at War,” Bob Woodward