JUST ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL PENIS PICK
31 October 2005 10:07 am by Taylor Marsh
JUST ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL PENIS PICK
the aroma of male power is an aphrodisiac for women, but the perfume of female
power is a turnoff for men. It took women a few decades to realize that everything
they were doing to advance themselves in the boardroom could be sabotaging their
chances in the bedroom, that evolution was lagging behind equality. John Schwartz
of The New York Times made the trend official in 2004 when he reported: “Men
would rather marry their secretaries than their bosses, and evolution may be
to blame.” A study by psychology researchers at the University of Michigan,
using college undergraduates, suggested that men going for long-term relationships
would rather marry women in subordinate jobs than women who are supervisors.
Men think that women with important jobs are more likely to cheat on them. There
it is, right in the DNA: women get penalized by insecure men for being too independent.
What’s
a Modern Woman to Do?, by Maureen Dowd
These are our choices: Harriet Miers or Appeals court Judge
Samuel A. Alito Jr.? One of the boss’ cronies who is unqualified, or a another
white guy?
Conservatives talk about picking the right person for the job; that
it doesn’t depend on gender or race or some other equalizing quality smacking
of equality. Then how do you explain the big boss picking Harriet Miers? You
can’t, so the conservatives bolted and now it’s the right person for the job, but never mind the women, because we tried that once and it didn’t work. Goodbye, next, let’s move on to another white male. The notion of gender equality or the feminine
perspective gone with the wind, just like Bush’s reputation among blacks after Katrina. It will take more than placing a wreath on Rosa’s grave to restore what he’s lost with African Americans. And as far as women, get your law degrees, ladies, but be content with the lower courts.
We men have big things to do.
What was it W.’s Dick said on the Senate floor? Oh, yeah, “Go F@#! yourself.”
Only today George W. Bush is saying that to every female conservative in the
country, as well as the rest of us, but Democrats and moderates don’t count.
Bush and his bunch couldn’t care less about the center, the middle, most of
the country. He’s king and he’s just crowned the latest cock of the walk.
So, now we all get to swallow Bush’s latest dick pick.
No wonder the women of Iraq are ending up at the ass end of the camel. When
the going got tough, Bush and his buddies simply sold them out. Now they’re
locked someplace between a gun and sharia. As the other architect of our Iraqi
disaster Rummy said, “Stuff happens.”
That’s right. I’m a Democrat. I believe in affirmative action. I believe that
when you have only one woman on the court it’s a good thing to offer up another.
That’s especially true since women now represent the majority in this country.
So, here’s what I think of Bush’s latest nominee, if you haven’t already gotten
the message… Oops, forgive me, I better ask my husband before I speak. Oh,
screw it. Instead, I’ll just offer up the word of the day.
penis…. penis…. penis…. penis… Penis.
Penis… Penis…. PENIS…. PENIS… PENIS…
Whew, I fell so much better. Because that’s what we’ve got, yet another presidential
penis pick, just look at W.’s Dick. That one worked out real well.
But how do all those conservative women feel out there? Oh, right, it’s the
person not the gender. I keep forgetting. Sure glad Reagan felt differently.
And I’d like to ask Sandra Day O’Connor how she feels. Oh, that’s right, we
already know. She wanted Bush to pick a woman.
There’s not a chance in hell that I would have agreed with any of the conservative
female judges that Bush would have offered up. Not on anything having to do
with the right to privacy, affirmative action, separation of church and state,
corporation vs. the environment, you name it, we would have been on opposite
ends. But I would have bit my tongue IF she was truly qualified, oh,
and not the president’s lawyer.
John Roberts deserves to be where he is. But if you think I’m going to give
the okay to some
white guy nicknamed “Scalito,”
who voted that it’s constitutional for a woman to have to have her husband’s
approval to get an abortion, well, you must be a Bush Republican and found this
site by mistake. Or you must feel that owning $300 – $930,000 worth of Vanguard
mutual funds (source: Jonathan Alter, MSNBC), when you were the judge ruling
on the case, is okay. It’s against the U.S. Judicial rules, but, hey, it was
just an “oopsy,” Judge Alito won’t do it again. Never mind
that he shouldn’t have done it in the first place.
So, that’s where we are today. More importantly, that’s where the conservative
movement is. If at first an unqualified crony doesn’t succeed, offer up the tried and true:
another white male who believes a woman still has to have permission from her husband. Again,
one word comes to mind.
penis…. penis…. penis…. penis… Penis.
Penis… Penis…. PENIS…. PENIS… PENIS…
So all you conservatives out there, all you right-wing wackos, who reeled the
president in and got him to perform like some presidential pony, way to go.
We now know exactly what you think about women and the future. Just stay home and birth babies. We’re not going to pay you what you’re worth, anyway, so what’s the point? Or better yet, strap one on, grab it good, or simply shut up and sit down.
NOTE: We had a picture of Dick Cheney at the top of this post, but we kept having trouble with the page loading. So, we made it smaller. Still didn’t work. So, we gave up and nuked it.
