Cultural Armageddon
18 January 2001 12:00 am by Taylor Marsh
Forget the 1960s.
The minute William Jefferson Clinton unzipped his pants, yet again,
this time leaving evidence of his pleasure on his paramour, all political
hell broke loose. The furor of the righteous would not be quenched
until they drove this man from office. How dare he have sex in the
hallowed rooms of our beloved White House with a woman who was not his
wife, which was only half the rub. The real vitriol focused on the
Clintons had more to do with their cultural views on everything from abortion
to gay to civil rights and affirmative action, to the environment and other
issues the right wing whackos found to be against God’s laws. The
“rule of law” had nothing to do with it. Well, the cultural war that’s
been raging for decades, further fueled by our exiting president, has now
come to the brink of holy cultural Armageddon. (see RowVBush.com)Â
Isn’t this delicious? In a word, yes.
Welcome to Washington, President-elect George II.
Mr. President, you really miscalculated with Ashcroft, sir. You
really believed this nod to the religious right would say “thank you” to
them without stirring up too much opposition, though you clearly expected
some. Didn’t you, sir? But you never in a million years calculated
on this one did you? (see NARAL.org)
Well, your denseness (or is it really arrogance) is our gain, because nothing
nor no one could have brought out the cultural warriors better than Mr.
John Ashcroft for Attorney General.
As I stated in my
column this week, I believe Senator Ashcroft will be confirmed.Â
In fact, I believe he should be.
This nomination has shown President-elect George II to have the right
wing conservative heart lots of us always knew he had. The testimony
against Mr. Ashcroft has been strident, raucous and demonstrably impressive
in regard to showing him as the anti-choice (see NARAL.org),
anti-reproductive rights zealot (see NOW.org)
and insensitive conservative that most fair-minded Americans love to hate.Â
It has been deliciously informative, contentious and enlightening, with
a bit of theatricality thrown in for good measure. The Democrats
must confirm him because this will serve our purpose in the long run.Â
The last thing we want is Senator Ashcroft on the Supreme Court, which
has been rumored in many mainstream papers. The warning is clear
for future court appointees. (see WashingtonPost.com)
Reproductive rights, sexual freedom and gender liberation is only part
of the raging Armaggeddon (see Salon.com),
which will continue throughout the next months, perhaps years. The
freedom to access erotic and adult material on the Web, as well as disseminate
such material across the country will be in great danger with the new Justice
Department under Ashcroft. This is no news flash, however, because
a Bush-Cheney win was always seen by the adult industry as a threat.Â
But the reality of steep fines and enforced jail sentences for adult entertainment
entrepreneurs, especially those smaller business owners, increases exponentially
when the new administration takes over. Ashcroft is sure to be a
major enforcer of the adult material purveyors who so much as breathe too
heavily in the wrong community. The word “obscenity” could get a
whole new meaning.
The conservative religious right movement is alive and well and will
soon be running their ideas through Washington. Religious agenda
by stealth is their new method. But the opposition is mobilized like
never before, stirred to action by the Ashcroft nomination. Ordinary
Americans seemed to need this swift shock of conservative reality to realize
that sexual, gender and reproductive freedoms, among others, are only manifest
if the governed insist on having officials who respect the people’s individual
liberties and freedom of choice, all kinds of choices.
Let’s give President-elect George II the attorney general he so desires.Â
In fact, let’s serve him up toasted well on both sides without any sauce.Â
Then let’s watch him live with his choice each day, each month, year by
year until… Well, until the free, sexually alive and fully liberated majority
take back the House, the Senate and…
Welcome to Washington, President George II. We’re going to take
good care of you.

